Sunday, May 10, 2009

81- Proud Father

A eighth grader comes home and announces to his father that
he had sex with his teacher.

Well, his father's chest just swells with pride and he
says to his son,

"I was a freshman in college before I had sex with my
teacher. I'm very proud of you son. You know that bicycle
that you've been wanting for so long? I'm going to take
you out and buy it for you today!"

His son says, "Well if it's all the same to you dad, I'd
rather go next week. ......My butt's still very sore."

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