82- Bulunga

Three missionaries are taken hostage by a primitive tribe in the deepest,
darkest lands of Africa.

The chief approaches the first missionary and says, "Choose death or
Bulunga."

The first missionary, not wanting to die, replies, "Bulunga." Accordingly,
he is dragged from the hut and is tied up, facing a pole. The natives
appear one by one and perform anal sex with the bound missionary. Once the
natives have finished their deeds, the missionary is untied and led away.

The chief then approaches the second missionary and says, "Choose death or
Bulunga."

The second missionary, not wanting to die, also replies, "Bulunga."
Accordingly, he too is dragged from the hut and is tied up, facing a pole.
The natives appear one by one and perform anal sex with the bound
missionary. Once the natives have finished their deeds, the missionary is
untied and led away.

The third missionary, having witnessed the fates of the first two
missionaries, decides that he wouldn't be able to live with the
humiliation.

The chief approaches the third missionary and says, "Choose death or
Bulunga."

The third missionary replies, "Death!"

"Right then," says the chief, "Death by Bulunga!"