80- Happy birthday

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling
too hot that I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say "Happy Birthday,"and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say "Good Morning,"let alone any "Happy Birthday,"

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember."
The children came in to breakfastand didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling prettylow and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good
Morning Boss, Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better, someone had remembered. I worked until
noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go.
We went out into the country to a little private place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know,it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
office, do we?"I said, not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you
don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom
and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends.

All were singing Happy Birthday... and there on the couch
I sat... naked!!