One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told
Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can
start by kissing Eve."
"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and
kissed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said,
"Lord! That was great! What's next?"
"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."
"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and
caressed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said,
"Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"
"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make
love to Eve."
"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what
is a headache?"
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