54- Torpedo

During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the
Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit
seemed inevitable.
The captain told the navigator to go down to
the crew quarters and tell a joke or something, at least they would
die laughing.

The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What would you
think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my penis against
the table?"

The crew burst out laughing. So, the navigator pulled his penis out
and whammed it on the table. Just when his penis hit the table, a
huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were the
captain and the navigator.

As they floated around in a lifeboat, the captain asked the navigator,
"Well, the crew really laughed. What did you do?" The navigator then
told him the story. The captain replied, "Well, you better be careful
with that penis of yours. The torpedo missed!"