53- Keys

Once, a man from San Francisco died and went up to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter was waiting for him.

After reviewing the man's records Saint Peter said, "I see here
that you are a homosexual."

"That's correct" said the man "Is that a problem?"

"Well, It's kind of frowned upon up here but as I see you've led
an otherwise exemplary life I've decided to let you in.
Follow me." he said, opening the gate.

After a short walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the
ground. He bent over to pick up the keys.

The gay man took one look and just couldn't resist, so he jumped
on St. Peter and did his thing.

Saint Peter was furious. "If you ever do that again, you'll go
straight to hell!" he yelled.

A few days later another guy from San Francisco arrived at the
Pearly Gates.
St Peter reviewed his records and found that he was also gay
but, as before, he decided to give him a break and let him in.

"Follow me" he said.

They passed through the gates and once again St Peter fumbled
his keys and they dropped on the ground. The gay man, unable to
control himself jumped on him and pumped away.

Saint Peter was even more furious than before, "If you ever do
that again, you'll go straight to hell!" he yelled

A week later a third guy from San Francisco arrives in heaven.
Once again St Peter checks the records and once again he finds
that the guy is Gay. "Follow me" he says and they head off down
the path.

Suddenly St Peter spins around with a look of panic on his face,
his hands flying up and down his robes

"What's the matter" asks the guy

"I can't find my keys!!" cries St Peter