56- This is Hell

As the guy starts walking along the beach he comes upon an old
dude he knows who died a few years back the old dude's laying on
the beach with this super, hot little hardbody blonde, all wrapped
around him and a large cooler chest of beer at his feet.

The young guy asks in amazement, "This is hell?"

"Yeah," the old dude responds, "Wanna beer?"

"Sure," the young guy says as he grabs one from the cooler. He
turns the can of beer over several times before crying out:

"Hey there's no hole in this beer!"

"Yeah," the old dude says pitifully, "There's no hole in this blonde
either. THIS IS HELL!!!