Wednesday, April 8, 2009

24- Last Test

There were three young priests about to take their final vows. The last
test that they had to pass was the celibacy test. For this, all three
had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their member.

A belly dancer entered the room and started slinking around the first
priest. "Ting-a-ling" The chief priest said, "oh Patrick, I'm
disappointed, you have failed, go and take a cold shower.

The belly dancer had stripped as far as her last veil for the second guy,
when the chief priest heard, "Ting-a-ling" Robert, I'm very disappointed.
You can't resist the temptation of a woman. Go for a cold shower, said the
chief priest.

The belly dancer started dancing totally naked now around the last priest.
She did everything erotic she could think of, but no bell rang !! John,
I'm delighted. You've passed ! You can resist the temptation of a woman.
Now, go and relax and take a shower with Patrick and Robert.
"Ting-a-ling," "Ting-a-ling," "Ting-a-ling"

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