23- Addiction

A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to
cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient,
so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and
stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and
place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell
which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of
them, not knowing which is the treated cigar." "Thanks doc, I'll try
it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor
again. "What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be
effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!"
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my
addiction," said the patient. "What in the hell is that supposed to
mean?" "Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to
sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass..."