Wednesday, April 8, 2009

25- Learning the real use

his gay guy is in the doctor's office when the doc comes in
and says, "I'm sorry, but you have contracted HIV". The gay
guy is immediately shocked and says, "doc, doc, what should
I do?". The doctor says, "Well, the first thing you should
do is fly to Mexico. When you get there, eat all the Mexican
food you can eat. Tacos, nachos, beans, and all that. Also,
drink all the water you can, and none of that bottled crap,
pure Mexican water, and as much as you can drink. Then eat
all of the fresh fruit you can eat. Just keep eating and
drinking the whole time you stay down there."

So the gay guy is a little confused, and asks, "So is all
that going to help?"

The doc says, "No, but it will teach you what your asshole
is used for."

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