96 - Contagious

So this teacher is teaching her grade four class, and she's telling
them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can
use this word in a sentence, and several people stick up their hands.
"Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids
with mumps, 'cause they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher.
Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious,"
and the teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!"

Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up, at the back of the
class. (and she really doesn't want to call on Little Johnny) "Yes,
Johnny?" she says.

Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin around, and we saw
our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny
little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up
and down the fence, and my dad says to me, "Jesus, it's gonna take that
cunt ages to finish that fence."