91- Helping Neighbors

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep
on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen easily,
for he has been desperate for quite a while now.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him & sees the poor
guy curls up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled
with hopeless desire. Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top
drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him:
"Awww, my honey is so depressed. Here, take this & go to the woman
next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight. And remember that this
happens only once, OK? Don't think about it again."
The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change
her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he
returns, hands the bill back to the wife & says with much
disappointment: "She said this is not enough, she wants sixty."
The wife replies, "That bitch! When she was pregnant I only charged her
husband $50!"