87- Experienced Operator

A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and
always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they
became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams
and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know about their flicks
and thought the daughter was still a virgin. So he decided to leave any
lovemaking until their wedding night. The daughter began to worry
about the condition of her hole and consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried,
what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!" Mother said, "Don't
worry
dear, I will teach you a way to fool your husband-to-be. Here's what you do,
place an apple in your hole and it will be tight and he won't even notice
it." So the daughter did what her mother taught her and everything went well
and the stupid husband didn't even notice.

This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the daughter wanted to
bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after
bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One day, after bathing,
she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin. The husband came
into the washroom and saw the apple and thought that her wife left the
apple for him and he ate it, "Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!"
Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went to consult
her mother, "Mum, I'm in deep shit now! I took out the apple while I was
bathing and I forgot to put it back and Peter found the apple I left on the
wash basin and ate it! What should I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared,
mum."
Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago, your father ate the
WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!"