76- The other half

There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. One Friday night
Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a
virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been
laid!!"

Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry
about you."

10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11
o'clock...12 o'clock...

Finally about 1:30AM the front door flies open. In runs
Gladys... straight to the bathroom.

Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys??"

No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her
panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck
between her legs looking at herself.

"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.

"Oh Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it
came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time
of your life!!!"