station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of
the aliens addressed it
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader." The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien
repeated the greeting.
Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he
perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray
gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in
peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your
leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want
to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the
first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both
of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a
heap rather abruptly.
When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired
turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature.
It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned
during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis
he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own
ear, you don't mess with him."
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