71- Condolence

Judy lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of
her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally,
Sara says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately
replies, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate
hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to
join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant.
Their first night there she undresses as he does. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties. He is in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties? "She replies, 'my breasts
you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in
mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night
it's the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and
he is in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has
a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black
condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."