68- It hurts

A baby was born and was so advanced, he could talk at birth. He looked
around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you my doctor?" He asked.

"Yes, I am", the shocked doctor replied.

The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes I am," she said.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father answered.

The baby motioned him close, then poked him real hard on the forehead
with his index finger repeatedly saying, "Hurts doesn't it?"