65- After-effect

A pregnant woman walks into a bank and lines up at the first available
teller. At that very moment, the bank gets robbed and the woman is shot
three times in the stomach. She is rushed to the hospital and she goes
through extensive surgery to repair her wounds.

The doctor explains that she'll be fine. "Incidentally, you're going to
have triplets," says the doctor. "They're all doing well but each one of
them has a bullet lodged in their stomachs. Not to worry, though, the
bullets will pass through their systems through normal metabolism."
Shortly thereafter, the woman delivers two healthy girls and a healthy
boy.

Twelve years later, one of the girls approaches her mother and says,
"Mommy, I did a very weird thing. I passed a bullet into the toilet."

The woman comforts her daughter and explains the accident at the bank
twelve years earlier.

A few weeks later, the second daughter approaches her mother with tears
streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I did a very bad thing. I passed a
bullet into the toilet."

The mother comforts her child and explains the accident at the bank
twelve years earlier.

A month later, the son approaches her mother and says, "Mommy, I did a
very bad thing."

His mother replies, "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?"

"No, but while I was masturbating, I shot the dog."