40- Use your real name

Banta Singh decided to drive to the country with his friend Baljit.
They loaded up Banta's taxi cab and headed north. After driving for
a few hours, they found themselves caught in a terrible blizzard.

Banta pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady of the
house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"You need not worry Madam," Banta said, "We will be most
content to sleep in your barn."

Nine months later, Banta received a letter from the widow's
attorney. He called up his friend Baljit and said, "Baljit, do you
remember that attractive widow who so kindly allowed us to sleep
in her barn?"

"Yes, I do."

"Might you have gotten up in the middle of the night, gone up to the
house and had sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Might you have happened to use my name instead of telling her
your own true name?"

Bajit's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"I am most thankful to you! The lovely widow recently died and left
me her entire fortune!"