38- Headache

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending
the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring
dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a
T-shirt.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape
exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the
girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars,
and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest
with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress and the husband noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He
suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would
wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps
fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to
tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of
fan it at him." This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's
doing flips.

Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the
cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now,
tell HIM you have a headache."