32- Deals

Suzie says to her father, "Daddy, I need to borrow eighty dollars to buy
a dress for the prom."

He says, "Sure, sweetheart. But first, you have to give me a blowjob."

She says, "Daddy, you're sick."

Every time she asks him for the money, he says the same thing. When the
prom is only four days away, she figures what the hell, she really wants
to go, so she walks into the kitchen, says, "You win, Daddy", unbuckles
his belt, pulls down his pants, gets down on her knees, and starts
sucking his cock.

After just a few seconds, she starts gagging and spitting. She says,
"Daddy, your dick tastes like shit."

He says, "I know, honey. Your brother needed to borrow the car."