28- Mistake

Rob and Bruce are visiting their redneck cousin Holly in the country
when they decide to go for a walk down the back roads.

After about three miles they find a used rubber lying by
the road.

"Hey," Rob says, "look, a poor cow lost one of its titties!"

"Let's go give it to the farmer!" Bruce says.

So, they work they way up to the farm house. They knock on
the door and out comes the farmer.

"Hey, Mister, we found a cow titty. Ya want it back?"

The farmer, not in the mood for conducting a Sex-Ed seminar,
said, "Sure, boys, here's a dollar for your trouble."

Rob and Bruce hand over the rubber and head on back down the
road.

After a little while, Rob says to Bruce, "You know, Bruce, we
could have got more than a buck if you hadn't drank all the darn milk!"