2- It's for you

An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised
by a knock on their door late one night. Jerry, the husband
gets up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating
man at the door.

"Oh, this is terrible, I'm going to be robbed and lose all
my money!" the old man screamed.

"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist!"

"Oh, thank goodness!" said Jerry with much relief. Then he
shouted to his wife, ....." Elaine, it's for you!"